Our Fly, Who art a space alien magician
Hallowed be Thy Blog;
Thy Time Machine come,
Thy Reverse Horsemen be done,
on iBankCoin as it is on the internets.
Give us this day our gun-to-the-head-pick,
and forgive us our egregious fucktardedness,
as we fucking-punch-the-mustache off those who declare a market bottom;
and lead us not into Bank(s) of Cocaine,
and deliver us from Ducati998. [...]

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