I’m up, it’s late and I should be sleep, but for some odd reason I feel like throwing up some plays on the internets… Check em’ out..

All break price levels are marked on the charts..Well time to pop an Ambien/No Doz Cocktail !!!! PEACE!!
And I have mind control over this market….
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These stocks are for you! Now go bank some coin!

You can see the article here…… http://tiny.cc/c4SbM
 
Or I’ll just sum it up for you… India’s central bank just bought the top in gold..  By next year India is gonna be like WTF did we do that for? Gold will soon top out. It may already have but I give my prediction until the end of the [...]

XOM has been money. Slow money but easy money. I have shorted XOM 3 times this past year. It is the perfect stock to short if you want to put big money to work and you cannot watch your computer all day. Ok here are my charts..

This first chart is XOM’s very long term chart. [...]

Coming straight from my renovated bear’s den with fresh Sealy Posturepedic® walls I bring you the 3,013,930 top call since March. Why do I dare call a top? Well is it not obvious? There was a whole freaking hour sell off yesterday, what more evidence do you need? Ok seriously I just thought I show that we [...]

I know these long term charts look like something from the loony bin but never mind that.. I just want to point out something that I see. Forget all that other crap on my chart and follow the purple line gentlemen. This chart is back to 1929 crash..

Next 10 year.. Again PURPLE line .. [...]

$SPX is 4 points under it as I type. Last time the $SPX was under the 200 Monthly was the 1974 bear market.  Once the $SPX cleared the 200 Monthly to the upside, it had a  re-test in 1978 and never looked back (until last year).  There is absolutely nothing suggesting that the 200 Monthly [...]

She knows what I’m talking about..  Look you asshole gay bears with your paintings of some polluted ocean painted on your  chest ! It is time to step up and drop a hot load all over this slut of a market. If not now then just go away so DOW 25K can hit before my birthday(which is in September [...]

Now that it is illegal for stocks to decline, my dream of owning a business will finally come true.. Soon I will be starting UGI INC..You might be asking yourself WTF is UGI INC? Why it is my new upstart investing “company”  Uncle Goose Investments.. My business plan is fukkin (sic) foolproof! Check this out…You need [...]

We all know 2XiETF’s are the spawn of Satan. Woodsheddder’s Golden Cross trade is a great example. I will use closing prices on 12/27/07 and today for these hyopthetical trades.                                                          
Short SPY: $142.80/Cover SPY $89.35 = 37.4% Gain
Buy SDS: $45.28/Sell SDS $ 58.70 = 22.8% Gain
The so called 2XiETF underperformed the straight-up SPY short to the tune of 14.6% …and if [...]