As a huge Cowboys fan (I went to Superbowl 27 when i was a kid), it is great to see Tony Romo playing at the top his game. Gone are the days of Tony the snap fumbling homo. Romo models his game after Brett Favre, and like Favre, he has limited the amount [...]

I just canceled my Time Warner Cable high-speed internet service. Sure it was faster than my DSL line in the middle of the night when no one else uses it, but during peek usage it slows to crawl. (The speed of a DSL line is not affected by other people on the network [...]

My new years resolution in 2010 is for you to shut the fuck up about politics. You are an ant trying to stop a tidal wave, I am an ant on a boat. Stop thrashing around in the gutter, you are embarrassing yourself, while managing to drown in 10 inches of water. [...]

I have been watching all sorts of hilarious shit today. Like this guy that drove his million dollar car into a lake: http://bit.ly/36BtgO Also, IYR is melting the faces off of SRS owners, which is always funny to watch. Denial riddled bears are inventing new ways to lose money, such as buying [...]

Early Saturday morning a Goldman Sachs executive said one of their top trade bots, GS-BOT 3000, just kind of floated away. Goldman had an experimental weather balloon tethered with old burlap straps to the top of their New York City Headquarters. A manager at a neighboring Quizno’s Deli speculates Goldman intends to manipulate [...]

Following up on my post from late July when GOOG had a 440 handle: http://bit.ly/Jd6ko,  I just sold 20% of my GOOG position, and I plan to retain my remaining shares until Google reaches infinity.  Over time I would like to build my GOOG position even larger, being able to trade 100 lots of this [...]

Here are some stocks with good fundamentals and volume that yield between 5% and 10% from The PPT.  In case you didn’t know or have not heard, The PPT rules.  You may think The Fly’s bloggers are normal people living normal boring tuna lives, but they are actually slaves working inside a Chinese Warehouse Prison.  [...]

Today the bears won by a small margin (S&P 500 -3.54), thanks to Seahawks kicker Olindo Mare, who missed two easy field goals.  An infant could have made those field goals.  In this league, you cannot afford to have a bad field goal kicker.  It baffles me that Bill Parcels always seemed to have a [...]