I am here amusing Mr. Bilderberg, who had some of our char wallah’s hijack a Saudi oil tanker, called the Sirius. Most people do not know this, but Mr. Bilderberg is a sick man, who finds great honour in doing bad things.
Bog standard, he’s flying a pirate flag on this God forsaken boat, but there [...]

While the CEO’s of America’s jambox makers attempt to abseil out of receivourship, I am assisting Mr. Bilderberg, in this bloody city Detroit, to secure their workable assets.
Bog standard, looking over the current account balances, I can tell you The General Motors Company have indeed fooked themselves with over 2 billion euros in viagra expenses, [...]

Hello young plebs,
I write to you from the fortified auxiliary camp outside Bueno Aires, in Argentina. I am assisting Mr. Bilderberg’s seizure of these banana pickers pension funds. Bog standard, this whole country is a bloody mess and on the verge of a military upheaval. Good thing for us, we are protected from the local [...]

Since the last time I spoke with you plebs, the world markets have plunged, thanks to the gracious efforts of Mr. Bilderberg.
I speak to you from Mr. Bilderberg’s Masonic Carrier Strike Group, located in the South Pacific. We come here to keep the region stable from cack handed pirates, marauding the waters for provisions.
I see [...]

Hello salad-dodgers,
I am in your neck of the woods this evening, assisting Mr. Bilderberg at his Wall Street penthouse suites. He assures me that our stay will be for a limited time. I understand he intends to pick a barney with the banking fellows down the block.
Just today I overheard him discussing with a [...]