As the Greek banking system goes anti-clockwise, I am here assisting Mr. Bilderberg in securing all of the ancient ruins, in exchange for his monetary assistance. Bog standard, just this evening we have taken control of The Temple of Olympian, Kariatids, Doric columns and The Parthenon.
Just today, while cloaking myself in the Estate de Athens [...]

Many apologies to the spods on the webby, I’ve been assisting Mr. Bilderberg collect a small treasure, while on holiday in southern Pyongyang, aligning the special interests of Goldman Sachs and President Barack’s autocue.
Bog standard, courrective measures have been reimplemented by the Bilderberg Estate, executed by the ham-wranglers at Goldman Sachs. Dating back to WW2, [...]

I am here in Tehran assisting Mr. Bilderberg secure all of the worthwhile resources in this God forsaken country. We’ve taken the liberties of putting down the rebels in the streets, most of which are too young to know a musket from their bollocks.
Just today, Mr. Bilderberg was speaking to President Ahmadinejad, and I quote: [...]

Hello Plebs,
With riotous joy, I am happy to report, from the recent meetings at The Bilderberg Estate de Vouliagmeni, our 4.6 trillion dollar position de bouillon shall indeed quintuple within the course of my dogs lifespan, despite the barm cakers at the EU trying to resist our measures and manoeuvres.
Mr. Bildeberg has taken an extreme [...]

Greetings Plebs:
I write to you from the Bilderberg Estate at Icaria, Greece, where Mr. Bilderberg and his colleagues drink their elixirs and discuss how, as a matter of fact, the Americas shall be burgled up.
Bog standard, we’ve pressed our case with the cobblers at the IMF and World Bank, through unveiled threats of taking the [...]

Hello Plebs,
I am assisting Mr. Bilderberg at your White House to proliferate the destruction of your economy. Our plant, Barack, is under the instruction of The Grand Recursive Order of the Knights of the Lambda Calculus. He is herby ordered to allow the liquidation of all U.S. industry to fall under the auspices of The [...]

Hello Plebs,
I am here, assisting the training of Mr. Bilderberg’s new char-wallahs, at our U.S. capitol estate de Bilderberg, located in D.C. Mr. Bilderberg has traveled to this bog standard wretched city to lend the Federal Reserve some gold bullion, so that they may finance another arduous round of capital injections.
Bang to rights, your government [...]

Hello Plebs,
I write to you from the Bilderberg Citadel, just South of Mexico City. We are here to conduct a grounds up insurrection against the slowcoached government that has failed to adhere to Mr. Bilderberg’s numerous demands.
Just today, we were informed of the U.S. Treasuries decision, in conjunction with the bangers at the IMF and [...]

Here at the Bilderberg Estate in Greece, we’ve been contacted by one of our agents living the U.S. that he has “let the cat out of the bag,” in a strange way of sorts.
He will now abseil from the balcony into the back of a jam sandwich of sorts, for losing $50 billion in so [...]

I am here amusing Mr. Bilderberg, who had some of our char wallah’s hijack a Saudi oil tanker, called the Sirius. Most people do not know this, but Mr. Bilderberg is a sick man, who finds great honour in doing bad things.
Bog standard, he’s flying a pirate flag on this God forsaken boat, but there [...]