Today can be described as winship. In an essence, I win and everyone else founders besides the ones who walk these blessed halls of iBankCoin. Most of you think the correct use of the word is “flounder” but you would be wrong, it is “founder.” Now, that gets me thinking. I read blog posts and want to throw up on myself. My expensive Kona coffee — which I buy myself as I dont drink sewer water from a Keurig, like the rest of my office — is splattered all over my monitor and desk numerous times a day at the lack of grammar and grasp of syntax that is propogated all over the internet. It is as if the whole idea of reading a book is anathema to you plebs. I implore you, pick up a book. For the love of God, increase your vocabulary. You are like children who have eaten their “hooked on phonics” books.
Enough of that, lets move to what matters; the almighty algorithm that is the US Markets. As I am a man of taste and respect, I give it when it is due. Le Fly helped me reattach my scrotum yesterday when I prepared to cut $UNXL for a loss. I was all in tears when he slapped me through the monitor and told me to man up and act like a Talmudic scholar. “Be a man of superior intelligence,” said He.
I will watch $UNXL trade above $30 while you scream about some bullshit lawsuit from some bullshit firm. Lawsuits mean all of nothing. I made a nice 30% on $MHP this year when everyone said the government’s lawsuit would take down the ratings agencies. It is ignorance on a grand scale that allows me to bank coin in style, I thank you all for that.
I rebought $IMMR on the opening dip at $14 and proceeded to sell it at $15 a few hours later. Watch and learn.
Going into next week I am decently long with about 30% cash. I think we trade higher and retest highs, but honestly, I dont know shit. I am back in my favorite long, $RAD, after booking a sexy 15%+ gain inside 12631. And, because of @RaginCajun’s prowess, I was pointed in the direction of $RBCN and also took that down.
It is a three day weekend and I plan to enjoy it in style; cigars and bitches.
Peace.