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Pardon Me, May I Borrow Your Cancer

… research that is. I have plenty of cancer in my family history. I am in no need of the actual thing, just yet.

We’re going into ASCO aka “The Mother of all Cancer Conferences,” and it’s lotto time for biotech stocks.

Some names to keep an eye on include: MEDX, OXGN, EXEL, GHDX, PARD, IMGN, CGRB, MDVN, ARIA and CYTK.

I’ve been out of the office today, attending to a family matter. By the looks of things, the market is bouncing along the bottom, buoying 95% of my positions. For some odd reason, I feel as if I am skating on thin ice. Nonetheless, I remain steadfast in my nonsensical bullish ways.

I’m warming up to the video game sector too, based upon fucked up SNE PS3 data. Essentially, they are forced to lower prices on the PS3, in order to reduce inventory. It’s only a matter of time before Sony caves into economics 101. As a result of greater console sales, GME, ERTS, THQI, TTWO and ATVI should benefit.

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37 comments

  1. TheArtist

    Dennis Kneale is an idiot

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  2. kidstock

    FIG – Devildog is an asshat

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  3. JF

    This market is behaving like a fucktarded bitch.

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  4. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    Noted… So everyone expects CRE to come out unscathed even though their fucking default swaps are being blown the fuck out right now? Oh well though I guess it all matters what the homos in green decide to buy. Truly egregious.

    By the way after giving it some thought today I am going to return to my Southern ways this weekend via throwing a Southern Style barbecue. The following is to be served: Sweet Tea, Biscuits, Gravy, Fried Chicken, Fried Okra, Potato Salad, Ham, Blackberry Cobbler and Fried Catfish (if I can find any in this northern state) oh and don’t forget the wild onions. Its time to return to my roots and leave this loser lifestyle.

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  5. Anton Cigur

    ^^^^
    Feastly.

    ___________

    BTW, how “the fuck” is SRS down today?

    A pox on the House of Proshares.

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  6. JF

    gappingandyapping

    You are making me hungry good sir.
    Please stop it.

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  7. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    I am hungry myself already.

    Anton: IYR is up 4%, why do you say how is SRS down?

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  8. DMG

    A guy goes to the psychiatrist only wearing shorts made

    from saran wrap.

    The psychiatrist says, “Well, i can clearly see you’re

    nuts.”

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  9. JH

    THLD…has a promising drug TH-302. Company should provide data and guidance. Several hedge funds (Jim Simmons at Renaissance for one) have been buying. The float is practically non-existent. Of course I am long…wouldn’t talk about it otherwise.

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  10. Anton Cigur

    Sorry, g&y, your Southern fried weekend menu has clouded my mind, if not my arteries.

    I was referring to the news that acres of CRE is about to go shanty town w/the closing of these Chrysler dealerships, driving down the value of everything nearby. Don’t understand why this isn’t being taken like a kick in the groinal area to CRE.

    PS: If you’re going to fry up that catfish, don’t forget the hush puppies. But be careful; the Northern aggressors are likely to use real puppies in their recipe.

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  11. WTF

    Aww crap. Front pages of the NY tabloids all about Farrah Fawcett’s asshole cancer. One can only imagine how that once-incredibly-hot piece of ass got it. Tough shit.
    Word to Henry-The-Metamucil-Fool: Whether you enagage in the sexual antics that likely gave FF bunghole cancer or because of your much-heralded chronic constipation, you too may be on the road to cancer of the crapper.
    Just don’t blame it on me, claiming that I’m a pain in your ass.

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  12. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    Oh shit good call I also forgot my fucking touch of sweet corn bread with kernels mixed in.

    I agree CRE must die soon.

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  13. WTF

    Cigur up your butt,
    “Northern” aggressors? Who fired on Fort Sumpter to start the beginning of the end for you backwards slave-owners?

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  14. dave

    Is anyone using Stocktwits and found it useful?

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  15. Anton Cigur

    WTF, wtf, my family gave your family its freedom as soon as we were thru with you.

    STILL holding a grudge?

    Not that they’d be proud with what you’ve done with it, my foul-mouthed little friend.

    __________

    Dave,
    I stopped following Stocktwits. After awhile it’s just noise.

    Some of the tabbed bloggers of iBC post their trades, which seems more useful.

    And before you spend the money for the premium Stocktwits services, I’d recommend the PPT, which really is worth the money.

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  16. JF

    Tomorrow is triple witching day, no?

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  17. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    WTF: You northern pussies could not hold a torch to such Southern Gentlemen as General Robert Edward Lee, Samuel Cooper or Jefferson Davis. They would whistle Dixie all over your ass were they not resting in peace today.

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  18. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    JF: No its in June (quaterly).

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  19. JF

    Ok, thanks.
    I seem to be losing my mind.

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  20. insidetrader

    fly- keep an eye out for onty-3rd.phase fda-lung cancer

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  21. WTF

    Another Cigur up your butt,
    Having a senior moment are you?
    You: Railing against the “Northern aggressors.”
    Me: Reminding you that it was you sister-marrying, negro-hating, lynch-loving hicks who started the Civil War but ignominiously lost.
    You: Thinking that you were on the side of freedom, that you and yer pappy and grandpappy won the war and that I, a northerner, am a sore loser.
    Me: WTF?!

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  22. Anton Cigur

    I said you were FREE, wtf. You should be happy. Instead you seem even more agitated and anally-fixated than usual.

    In real life, wtf, I have relatives on both sides of the Mason-Dixon and some of my family’s original property, dating back to the 1780s, is now a national park in New England.

    But please keep frothing at the mouth. I’ve got a long conference call coming up and could use the entertainment.

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  23. WTF

    gaptoothandyapping,
    Anton, now here’s a perfect example of a sore loser–gaptoothhayseed so pathetically upset over the Civil War loss that he refers to those warmongering slaveholders and those who fought to keep slavery as “gentlemen.” If these scum are the definition of “gentlemen,” I wear your appellation of “northern pussy” with pride.
    BTW, we ain’t the pussies. We kicked your hillbilly asses and Robert E. Lee was a moronic bonehead loser, i.e. Pickett’s charge. Yee hah!

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  24. Cash-N-Guns

    Honey I shrunk the rally…poof..shitpants rally

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  25. Antoncigurupyerbutt,
    Nope, dumbass, you said quite a bit more than that. I understand that in a person of advanced years, such as yourself, the mind starts to go, so to remind you of what YOU said–you said that YOUR family gave MY family its freedom and that I am holding a grudge. Classic projection.
    And what you refer to as anally-fixated is just me having to deal with and correct decrepit, brainless old turds like you. Enjoy your conference call if that’s what you call sitting on the bowl screaming to your wife and health-care attendant.

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  26. E8

    All of a sudden shit is poppin!

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  27. JakeGint

    I have relatives on both sides of the Mason-Dixon and some of my family’s original property, dating back to the 1780s, is now a national park in New England.

    Taxes are a bitch in Mass, I’ll agree on that.

    _______

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  28. WTF

    Sorry all,
    That was me who wrote the post, not anonymous. I clicked the submit comment button before inserting my name. I’m sure you all knew that it was me, so this post is basically for the benefit of anton who is a confused old man and can’t even remember what he himself posted minutes earlier.

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  29. Anton Cigur

    They are, Jake, but it’s not in MA.

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  30. Anton Cigur

    Don’t worry, li’l wtf, everybody recognizes your “style.”

    You’re only anonymous in real life.

    Oh, and I’m actually not an old man, but you can think that if it makes you feel better.

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  31. JakeGint

    Enjoy your conference call if that’s what you call sitting on the bowl screaming to your wife and health-care attendant.

    Okay, I hate to encourage him, but that was pretty funny.

    ____

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  32. WTF

    I’m not worried old man. Not old, then how do you explain your inability to form coherent thoughts, your confused state, nonsensical comments, non-sequiturs, etc.—sheer stupidity? If I were you and thankfully I’m not, I’d stick with the old man affliction as opposed to the run-of-the-mill dumbass kind. But that’s your (stupid)choice, I couldn’t care less or “feel better” as you put it either way.

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  33. WTF

    Thanks you JakeGint. Your my favorite here.

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  34. WTF

    Thanks Jake. I read it again and laughed out loud. And don’t worry about encouraging me, as you can see, I’m dealing with 3 dolts singlehandedly just fine and will continue to do so whenever they spew stupid or racist crap.
    I’ll stop when they cease and desist their vile and/or retarded nonsense.

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  35. WTF

    Jake,
    I wrote the last thank you, not the illiterate prior two-sentence post. Someone apparently posted under my name. Thieving bastard! WTF!

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  36. brushbuck

    WTFays: “Thanks you JakeGint. Your my favorite here.”

    Well there you go Jakey, me boy. Even though the above is a bit sic and sick, if you know what I mean, it must shirley make one feel grand.

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