For a staunch liberal, I loathe the plebeian class of our society. It as if the Serfs have decided that they will not participate in higher education nor will they actively involve themselves in gentlemanly conduct while out in public. Now, let me explain my most recent run in with the very dregs of our kingdom:

Today, my office had a planned tour of the Federal Reserve Bank of New York. Cheesy, but cool. Especially since they asked us not to take pictures in the gold vault, and that is exactly what I did. Very fine photos if I do say so myself. Moreover, I would highly recommend you check out my Instagram account, I am rather talented in the area of photography with an iPhone.

So the real fun began when I got on the 4 train at Wall St. heading up town to my midtown east apartment. Due to the abominable inefficiencies of the MTA, said train was stuck underground for 30, yes 30 minutes. Not fun, as it was a packed rush hour car. Eventually it was announced that the train malfunctioned and we would be escorted off at Brooklyn Bridge. As this was announced, our conductor, a rather large woman, came up and began walking through the car. Now, being the sly and attentive person that I am, I decided it would be smart to follow right behind her, as I was half her size and could easily maneuver through the crowd with her as the wrecking ball. Well, as we were about to enter the next car, some ghastly, monster of a woman steps right in front and says “No way, you are not getting by!” as if it was up to her ugly face to decide who can and cannot be first off the train. I politely told this amazonian that she could fuck off and that I was going to continue on my merry way. Well, she tripped me and I fell into an individual who took it upon himself to try and teach me a lesson on how to speak with women. Mind you, I think she was a woman, but her horribly, cratered face and obvious tourist clothing definitely confused me a bit.

This man, who was greasy, wearing a wife beater and flat brim hat, speaking ebonics began using profanities and the threat of physical violence. I, again politely, told this individual that he should mind his own business and get a job if he has something to say to me. That didn’t go over too well. Before he could clench his fist, I reminded him that I was in an expensive suit while he was wearing rags; who would the police side with? Moreover, I belittled him to no end as I walked pass. A verbal decapitation, if you will.

These types of encounters happen on a daily basis for me and I imagine for many of you. What bothered me the most about this, was that these two disgusting people attempted to stop me for being smart and savvy and figuring a way out quicker then the others. Again, it is as if the dregs of society are permanently against anyone who has an oversized wallet and an intellect that cannot be rivaled by the layman.

Today sucked for the market, all my shit was down, I was up huge only to lose all gains, not quickly, but a slow bleed out. Thank God I was able to take a half day with the Fed tour and all. As Le Fly said, people don’t lose faith in the Fed. this sell off is fake and we will be higher in the coming weeks. Have a great weekend everyone!

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